3D BrosClutter Maker
The Clutter Maker garage at night: a blue neon sign with a hand-painted 3D Bros plank nailed on, shelves of colourful printed toys and a glowing 3D printer inside
Our garage · open for orders

Your house needed more stuff. We can help.

The boys turned our garage into a toy factory. Every critter here wiggles, bends or flaps, and gets printed after you order it. Please buy some. I would like to park my car again.

  • Two brothers
  • One printer
  • Since 2026
Shop the shelf Scroll to walk in
Exhibit A · the garage

Every shelf in here was “just one more print.”

We used to keep the lawnmower here. I'm told it's fine. It's in the shed now, with the car's feelings.

  • 13 critters
  • Printed to order
Exhibit B · the printer

It runs more than the dishwasher.

We have one printer and it is very busy. Your order goes on it one thin layer at a time, then gets checked by hand at my kitchen table.

  • 1 printer
  • PLA
  • Hand-checked
Exhibit C · the shelf

Pick one before it picks you.

Thirteen critters, all wiggly, all printed to order. Fine, pick two.

  • Ages 6+
  • No assembly
Exhibit D · the driveway, again

Boxed by hand. Out the door. Finally, some room.

Pick it up from the garage or we'll mail it. Either way, it's leaving my house.

  • Ready in 1–2 days
  • Pickup or shipping
The printer · right now

What's printing now.

One printer, one queue, and two boys who check it every four minutes. The small critters take about an hour. The big snakes take most of a day.

0layers down on the bed
1 printer
PLA · 0.2 mm layers

Sample queue: shows how the board will look once the printer's live feed is connected.

The garage 3D printer glowing blue with a print on the bed
The printer. Do not touch the bed.
The shelf · 13 critters

Pick one. Fine, pick two.

Tap any critter to see it up close and choose a colour. It will end up under the couch eventually. That is how you know it is loved.

Every toy is printed in one piece with the joints already moving. No assembly, so no leftover pieces on my kitchen table. You are welcome. Pictures show the design; real prints have fine layer lines and small colour differences between spools.

Custom requests · yes, really

Tell us what to print.

Got an idea your kid won't stop talking about? Describe it, send a sketch or a link to a model, and the boys will get back to you with a price. I will make sure they actually reply.

  • 01A critter that isn't on the shelf yet
  • 02A shelf favourite in a different colour or size
  • 03A drawing turned into a toy
  • 04Something useful: a hook, a holder, a replacement part
Request form

No payment now. We reply with a price and timing first, usually within a day or two.

How it works

Three steps. One former garage.

01

You pick it

Kids choose the critter and the colour. Grown-ups pay. As is tradition.

02

We print it

It goes on our one printer. Every joint gets tested and every stringy bit gets picked off by hand, usually at my dinner table.

03

It's yours

Most orders are ready in 1–2 days. Pick it up from the garage (wave at my car on the driveway) or we'll mail it.

  • PLA plastic, made from plants
  • Checked by hand (and by Mom)
  • Small parts: not for under 3s